The Things I Learned About Myself So Far Which I Do Not Recommend for Others to Emulate

-  I am a pushover. 
-  I let people walk all over me as long as they have to.
-  I give too much of myself.
-  I know too much.
-  I care too much.
-  I believe that people are generally good so I am stunned by sudden evil tendencies.
-  I loathe all forms of gossip.
-  I have a very high tolerance for annoying people.
-  I do not make sense most of the time.
-  I come across as a manipulator -- the great puppeteer of the people around me.
-  I cannot detect ka-plastic-an.
-  I talk too much.
-  I hate it when I am right and another person is proven wrong.
-  I will fight for my friends blindly.
-  I listen too much.
-  I get distracted by problematic people.
-  I can cause a stir over nothing.
-  I gladly accept the blame if that's what helps people deal.
-  I rarely fight back.
-  I tend to feel the need to prove myself to the wrong people.
-  I cry too much.
-  I am scared of excessive happiness.
-  I don't know when to give up.

And most importantly, the story of my life is a great filler of awkward silences.