Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Unsolicited Advice at 3:34 A.M. [Inspired by Problemadong Pusa]

I have been spending the past couple of weeks contemplating on my career.  I am just a normal twenty-something (Yes, late-twenty-something-come-December-so-please-do-not-rub-it-in) woman who, fresh from college, walked under the blistering heat of the sun along Ayala Avenue to look for a job.  I was an average student, so not one hotshot multi-billion company has invited me for a job interview.  In my Curriculum Vitae (sounds smarter this way), I could only brag about being a “fast learner”; my “attention to detail”; and, having “excellent oral and written communication skills” a few spaces below my educational attainment.  To put everything in perspective, I had to mentally liquid-erase my dream of becoming a millionaire by the age of 30. 
Then by some stroke of luck (OK, maybe I really am smart but that’s not my point), I finally got my anti-dream job.  I get to spend 9 to 16 hours in an office building, in front of a computer, programming.  Yes, you read it right. I (well, was and probably still) am a programmer.  People who knew me from school would never have thought of seeing me end up in the I.T. industry.  My friends from elementary would have expected me to become a teacher or a nun (I came from an exclusive Catholic school for girls – it’s natural to emulate or want to emulate your school principal).  In high school, I was into various forms of media and a bit of stage acting so I could have easily been labeled as a future backstage crew member or creative writer or small-time newscaster covering highway disturbances at 4:00 in the morning (I would like to think that I am a versatile young woman, thank you).  Then, the parallel universe sucked me into its wicked vortex.  I took up BS Information Technology in college and the rest was history.
Fast forward to 2011, and I could easily write down “6 years” beside that sickening bullet point asking the question, “How long have you been with <insert name of company here>?”.  There are days when the first thing that comes to mind after being rudely awakened by my alarm clock is “So, what illness should I fake today?”.  Seriously, I should start filing the various forms of excuses I conjure up just to skip work. But, somehow I was able to get by (in most days, it must be said that “getting by” is synonymous to “almost dying").  I’m not a model employee and I am definitely not a superstar.  In fact, if I were to write an autobiography, it would start with the words, “If I could do it all over again…”. I think by this time I have effectively established my point so you have the freedom to complete this sentence. 
Please do not get me wrong, I am not unhappy.  In fact, I feel warm and fuzzy inside.  It’s like that comforting feeling you get when wiping your plate clean with semi-hot pandesal after finishing your instant pancit canton.  I am grateful for the fact that even if this is not the “future I dreamed of when I was watching Batibot”, I am still here, alive and kicking.  My mom constantly tells me that I surprise her.  She is under the impression that I am not taking my job seriously because of my erratic work schedules and my nonchalant reaction to the global recession.  I have this strong hunch though, that she thinks that way because there was a point in my life when I was complaining daily to her about how I hated myself for not taking up Communication Arts in college.  Or it may be because of the fact that I barely passed 3 units of Database Programming. Yet, (pardon my bragging) I have consistently been reaping the rewards of career progression (a.k.a. promotion).  What is the secret, you dare ask?  The age-old answer is (and this may possibly disappoint you), I don’t know for sure.  But I have a few theories which you can piece together and play psychologist/diagnostician/lawyer on:
1)     I can play the part.  No, I do not have bipolar disorder.  I am not gifted with sheer genius, so I make up for it by being the person that my team wants me to be (Cheesy. I know, right?).  That line in my CV that says “fast learner” proves to have its perks in this line of work. 
2)     I accept all forms of challenges. It is in my nature to look for ways to amuse myself because I get bored rather easily.  I work best under pressure and where I am right now, everyone eats pressure for breakfast.  I like watching my cool, calm and collected self in the middle of a raging storm (or trapped inside an elevator) while everyone else is flailing their arms wildly in the air. 
3)     I choose my battles. I used to think I can do everything -- that the world will end when I stop working (or thinking about work).  That eventually took a toll on my health, relationships and general mental state.  I have learned to qualify things that deserve my attention (at that point in time).  This way, I conserve my energy and I could go on full Gabriela Silang mode as necessary.
4)     I embrace reality. Being a resident of planet Earth for more than twenty years, I have learned (and I am sure you have also) that there are good days, and there are bad days. When I was in gradeschool, I used to hate it when mid-essay, I hear the dreaded "Finished or not finished, pass your paper."  I studied all night, I was sure I'd ace the test then lo and behold, I couldn't write my answers down fast enough (insert mental curses here). I can hope and dream and wish for a smooth-sailing monthend release. But it won't happen. That's why we get to live another day and try harder.
5)     I laugh at myself.  I commit mistakes, my team commits mistakes, (some span halfway across the globe) I learn from it and laugh (appropriately) at how easily I could have avoided it.  I believe that people who take their jobs seriously are the ones who can remain productive after being scolded by their boss.  I swear by keeping happy thoughts and keeping a positive attitude (helps with preventing wrinkles and other signs of ageing too, so there’s nothing to lose here really). 
Now, I wouldn’t mind if you trust the better judgement of your Magic 8-Ball over my words of wisdom.  I’ve seen it in action and its compelling arguments bring chills to my superior vena cava.  In the end, (if I may quote my Ninja friend) I may be wrong.  But then again, this is just my feeble attempt at inching closer to world peace. 

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